51 Reasons to Pole Dance
Thursday, June 11th, 2009 | Just for Fun
Saw this on http://www.expressthesensual.com and had to share – it’s so true!
- It makes you feel sexy
- It makes you look as sexy as you feel
- It develops super strong core muscles
- It builds amazing arms
- Booty bouncing is acceptable and ENCOURAGED
- You can learn to fly without a plane
- Hanging upside down can actually help realign your spine
- It teaches you the balance of ballet and the coordination of hip hop dancing
- “There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.” ~Vicki Baum
- You can build the deepest, most amazing friendships with women you never would have met otherwise!
- It gives you a great reason to buy NEW SHOES
- It’s the only exercise class where you are SUPPOSED to let your hair down.
- Writhing on the floor is part of your performance
- It gives you the perfect reason to appreciate your inner thighs
- You can actually learn how to do death defying stunts
- You’ll become so flexible that pretzels will be jealous
- Your husband, fiance, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, fuck buddy will do almost anything to get a private dance from you
- It improves your sex life
- “Life is a dance, from one stage to the next.” ~Anonymous
- It helps you loose weight
- It helps you build a curvy feminine body and sensuous strong muscles
- It’s not boring, EVER
- You can do it in your living room, instead of the gym
- You don’t need a fake plastic step or a smelly guy sweating next to you in order to get your cardio workout.
- You can workout in 6 inch platform heels, 5 inch thigh high boots, 4 inch GoGo Boots, 3 inch pumps, rubber soled jazz shoes or no shoes at all
- Your hips, thighs, and buns will never feel the same again
- You can use a shiny metal pole instead of waiting around for a dance partner
- You can integrate your favorite styles of dance: latin, hip-hop, ballroom, flamenco, bellydance, jazz., popping, locking, erotic, exotic, …
- You can do it alone, in a duo, in a team, or in a troupe
- You can take classes with your best friends or complete strangers
- You can pretend to be someone you’re not
- You can explore who you truly are
- You can learn that you are stronger, smarter, more beautiful and more capable than you ever though possible
- “Stifling an urge to dance is bad for your health – it rusts your spirit and your hips.” ~Adabella Radici
- You can dance in pants, shorts, undies, or nothing at all
- You can learn to feel more comfortable naked than fully clothed
- It can open your heart and mind to the beauty inherent in every woman
- It can help you learn to stop self criticism and self doubt
- Once you learn how, you’ll never forget how to give a lapdance
- You’ll be able to tip a stripper with a better understanding of how HARD that trick actually was.
- You’ll be able to get a lapdance and enjoy it while studying for new moves
- You can finally go to strip clubs with your guy friends and HAVE A GREAT TIME cheering at the dancers
- “Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.” ~Faith Whittlesey
- You can learn how to sling your g-string across the room with your toes
- You can be the center of conversation at any party
- You can keep your HOT & SEXY secret all to yourself
- You can win $10,000 at PoleAPalooza or share your talent for free on YouTube
- You can learn to pole dance with routines, improvisations, or just do crazy aerial tricks
- Its the only dance class where you slide down a 12 foot pole into the splitz on purpose
- You can open the creative center of your body and let your life flow through your hips every moment of every day
- “I see dance being used as communication between body and soul, to express what is too deep to find with words.” ~Ruth St. Denis
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